Like many e-businesses before them (such as Amazon.com and etoys), NextWave.org has decided that the virtual world is just not enough to satisfy their members. The purchase of regional warehouses, for storage and direct shipping of career advice straight to their clients' doors, will make Next Wave the first seller of nontangible material to adopt this business model. "Quite frankly, we're excited," expounded Next Wave chief guru Ellis Rubinstein.

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